Really? This is what all those ladies are masturbating to? (Taken with Instagram)

We’re all hungover at casa de Martillo (Hammer house, gringos) (Taken with Instagram)

Anyone know the password to Planned Parenthood’s WiFi? (Taken with instagram)

Big news… We’re not carrying! (Taken with instagram)

Here’s my Benzo rolling on zeroes. (Taken with instagram)

Super. (Taken with instagram)

Monkey egg. (Taken with instagram)

Got a pretty busy night of making jorts planned if anyone wants to drop by. (Taken with instagram)

Champagne of beers. (Taken with instagram)

Whoever the governing board of these jalapeño indicators is needs to have their taste buds reexamined. (Taken with instagram)